eft　behind　is　。　。　。　things　are　not　going

to　get　boring　around　here？not　if　I　have　anything　to　do　with　it。　Which；　of　course；　I　will。

sightings

D？s　momJ　at　the　Upper　West　Side　branch　of　the　New　York　Public　Library；　wearing　a　silk　kimono

and　purple　fuzzy　slippers；　attempting　to　donate　the　bookHomoSensuality　while　insisting　it？s

essential　to　any　great　library。B　on　the　train　looking　very　Audrey；　being　helped　with　her　bags　by　a

hottie　in　a　Yale　T…shirt。S　walking　past　La　Goulue　on　Madison；　a　big　smile　on　her　face；　getting

stopped　byeveryone　。D　at　a　rest　stop　in　Pennsylvania；　cooing　sweet　nothings　into　his　cell　phone

while　drinking　entirely　too　much　black　coffee。V　strolling　through　the　NYU　campus　near

Washington　Square　Park　in　the　early　afternoon；　manically　filming　everything。　Something　tells　me

thatV　will　attempt　to　document　every　moment　of　her　college　existence。　Those　tapes　will　probably

be　worth　a　fortune　someday。N　。　。　。　nowhere　in　sight。　And　finally；　three　new　sightings：

AfterB　left　her　apartment　this　morning；　headed　for　Yale；　three　gorgeous　new　faces　arrived　for　a

quickie　tour：　I　have　it　on　good　authority　they？re　theC　triplets；　set　to　move　intoB　？s　pad　any　day

now。　There？s　blondA　；　looking　every　inch　the　Upper　East　Side　bombshell　sheisn？t　。　Her　adorable

brother；O；　whose　chiseled　features　and　white…blond　hair　are　like　a　who？s　who　of　hotness。　And

then　there？s　the　？ber　bohemian　chicB；　which　I？ve　heard　stands　for　？Baby。？　Her　real　name？or　just

what　guys　call　out　to　her　on　the　street？　Because　yes；　she？s　really　that　beautiful。

Well；　my　darlings；　that　kind　of　wraps　it　up　。　。　。　for　now。　If　you？re　wondering　why　I？m　so　chipper

whenB；　S；　N；　D；　andV；　and　a