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Disclaimer：　All　the　real　names　of　places；　people；　and　events　have　been　altered　or　abbreviated　to

protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

It？s　time　to　say　goodbye；　my　darlings；　because　at　this　point；　everyone　who？s　anyone　is　on　their

way　to　college。　Except　for　those　of　us　who　have　the　good　sense　to　stay　right　here　in　old　NYC。　But

if　you　find　yourself　feeling　left　behind；　don？t　be　sad。　There？salways　a　silver　lining。　Like　。　。　。

（5）　Now　that　your　older　（probably　prettier　and　more　perfect）　best　friend　is　gone；　it？s　your　turn　to

really　shine。　By　the　time　the　first　day　of　school　rolls　around；　you？ll　be　ruling　the　hallways　and

wearing　that　imaginary　diamond…encrusted　tiara。

（4）　No　one？s　here　to　scoff　at　your　new　back…to…school　look？so　go　for　it。　After　all；　this　ing

school　year　will　probably　be　the　most　important　of　your　social　existence；　so　go　for　those　new；

sex…kittenesque　bangs。　The　boys　will　e　barking？trust　me。

（3）　You？re　finally　free　to　make　out　with　everyone　you？ve　ever　had　a　crush　on。　Senior　year　is

basically　a　get…out…of…jail…free　card？like　Las　Vegas；　whatever　happens　during　senior　year　stays

here；　so　its　okay　to　take　some　chances　and　flirt　your　tushy　off？you　never　know　what　might　happen

if　you　do！

（2）　The　city　is　now　yours？take　advantage。　Remember；　next　year　you　might　be　stuck　on　the　green；

leafy　campuses　of　Yale　or　Princeton　with　nary　a　Barneys　or　Bergdorf？s　in　sight。　Time　to　explore

the　limits　of　your　charge　card？as　if　you　need　the　reminder。

（1）　And　the　number…one　reason　not　to　feel　sad　about　being　l