Another　redeeming　thing　about　February　is　my　all…time　favorite

should…be…a…national…no…school…holiday；　Valentine？s　Day。　If　you　already　have　a　sweetheart；　lucky

you。　If　you　don？t；　now？s　the　chance　to　put　the　moves　on　that　hottie　you？ve　been　drooling　over　all

winter。　Who　knows？　You　might　find　true　love；　or　at　least　true　lust；　and　soonevery　day　will　feel　like

Valentine？s　Day。　Either　that　or　you　can　just　sit　at　home　IMing　sad；　anonymous　notes　to　people　and

eating　heart…shaped　chocolates　until　you　can？t　fit　into　your　favorite　pair　of　Seven　jeans　anymore。

It？s　up　to　you。　。　。　。

Sightings

SandA　holding　hands　and　wandering　slowly　downFifth　Avenue　to　the　bar　at　thepton　Hotel　；

where　they　can　be　seen　most　Friday　nights；　quaffingRed　Bull　andVeuve　Clicquot　cocktails　and

chuckling　to　themselves　with　the　heady　knowledge　that　they　are　without　a　doubt　the　hottest　couple

in　the　room。B　refusing　to　go　insideVeronique　？a　maternity　store　on　Madison？with　her　glowingly

pregnant　mom。D　andV　wearing　matching　black　turtlenecks；　their　legs　intertwined　as　they　watched

that　twisted；　depressingKen　Mogul　film　downtown　at　theAngelika。　They？re　two　morbid；　artistic；

weirdo　peas　in　a　pod？so　insanely　perfect　for　each　other；　you　want　to　shout　at　them；　？Hey；　what

took　you　solong　？！？J　on　the　Ninety…sixth　Street　crosstown　bus；　carefully　studying　a　billboard　for

breast…reduction　surgery。　I？d　definitely　go　for　it　if　I　were　in　her　double…D　cups　。　。　。　um；　I　mean

shoes。　The　ever…adorableN　playing　a　stoned　game　of　ice…hockey　golf　with　his　buddies　atSky　Rink　。

He　doesn？t　seem　to　mind　being　girlfriendless。　It？s　not　like　he？ll　have　any　trouble　finding　a　new

one。　。　。　。

And　fin